Best Pick Up Lines for Valentine's Day

  1. This may be cheesy, but I think you're the grate-ist!
  2. You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common. 
  3. Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you are looking right!
  4. I'd say 'God bless you', but it looks like He already has.  
  5. Did you sit on sugar? 'Cause you got a sweet ass!
  6. Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day. 
  7. My lips are like Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow? 
  8. Are you Australian? Because you meet all my koalifications. 
  9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 
  10. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for!
  11. You have to buy me a drink. / Why? / Because I dropped mine when I saw you.
  12. Is your name Wi-Fi? I feel a connection. 
  13. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea.
  14. Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
  15. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  16. Are you a beaver? 'Cause daaaaaaaaam!
  17. You must be the Hulk, because baby you're smashing!
  18. What's a smart attractive person like myself doing without your phone number?
  19. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you. 
  20. My name is [insert name]. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later. 
  21. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material. 
  22. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  23. Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers. 
  24. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  25. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  26. On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
  27. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  28. I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets.
  29. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  30. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?